Slow and OLD sums it up

Well, my business is going really well, and I have high hopes about the future! (I can't say the name of the company you will have to ask, otherwise I will get in trouble for illegal advertising, I do have an awesome website though that you need to check out!)

Anyway, back to the Story


Well, twas a beautiful Saturday, not to hot, not to cold, and the sun was shinning! I was very excited because this was the Day that I was going to go to a Bazaar and get some new leads for my business. That's where the tragedy started.

I arrived at the bazaar that was orginally full, but they called and said they squished a table in for me, and boy that is what they meant we were SQUISHED! We entered the site of bazaar only to be directed down these dark musty steps to what looked (and smelled) like a dungeon, (most people know these places as OLD church basements) This big grand event was in a small room with no windows with a grand total of 13 vendors, yes I said 13 I am not supersticious (however you spell that) but it was an extremely tiny amount of people. The day started and we had a few Senior Citizens, the nicest people, but they were EXTREMELY deaf. Our conversations would go like this:
"Oh look kitchen stuff!"
"Hello, how are you doing? Have you heard of the P.C. "(remeber I can't type it)
"What is that deary? Let me turn up my hearing aids!"
"How are you doing on this fine spring day?"
"Just lovely, I was able to get Harry finally out of the house"
I think to myself what does that mean, but I just smile and nod "Have you heard of P.C."
"Oh yes, I have so much junk in my kitchen and my husband is dead and now it is just me, so I don't cook that much anymore, I have some of your stuff but I am afraid that most of it is gathering dust, I really should give it to someone, I better get home and get started - have a nice day"

After a grand total of 20 senior citizens came through, many with hearing issues and leaning heavily on walkers the "Young" crowd arrived (a grand total of 5 people)
"Oh look P.C."
"Hello, how are you? Have you heard of the P.C.?"
"Oh yes I just love your products!"
My hope rises just a tad "So what is your favorite product?"
"The Food Chopper"
"Great! I love that too, would you like some information or would you be interested in hosting a show?" (My hopes are really rising)
"I'm sorry my __________(name your own excuse) already does it"

So after 15$ for the table, and 6 hours sitting in the dungeon, I know have a Mother's Day gift for my Grandma, and a catalog for chocolates! Boy What a day.